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He stood there, stunned... by =Iscariot-Priest:iconIscariot-Priest:

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The door had no push/pull sign.
©2007-2009 =Iscariot-Priest
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I swear this happened. At 7-11. Seriously.

Kids, don't do 6-word stories; it's habit forming, like smoking. Or pot. Seriously.

EDIT: Big thanks to `AbCat and ^GunShyMartyr for DD-ing this!
Thanks to everybody who faved, commented and (most importantly) had a few laughs.
Daily Deviation, 2007-08-16

Daily DeviationSix word stories can be addicting. Check out He stood there, stunned... by *Iscariot-Priest and try one yourself after you're finished laughing. (Suggested by `AbCat and Featured by `GunShyMartyr)

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~xXtAyEXx:iconxXtAyEXx: May 20, 2007, 10:03:15 AM
haha. i do that a lot sometimes!! haha

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What if I fell to the floor,
Couldn't take this anymore,
What would you do?

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me.
I am finished with you!

Look in my eyes.
Your killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you....
~Cycnus:iconCycnus: May 20, 2007, 10:05:16 AM
Hahaha, I love it. My favorite source of amusement when I'm near any place with doors is people who, regardless of the sign that says pull/push, try to push/pull the door.
=Iscariot-Priest:iconIscariot-Priest: May 20, 2007, 10:11:49 AM
Shocking isn't it? we've become so obedient to the signs that when there's no instruction to push or pull, we're stunned :XD:

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“Now me lay down to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down like sheep.
Give dem to me nice and dead.
Me no happy ‘til me fed.”

-Bedtime prayer of crocs, Pearls Before Swine
=Iscariot-Priest:iconIscariot-Priest: May 20, 2007, 10:14:50 AM
Yes, people have a tendency to disregard signs. Fools ;p

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“Now me lay down to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down like sheep.
Give dem to me nice and dead.
Me no happy ‘til me fed.”

-Bedtime prayer of crocs, Pearls Before Swine
~xXtAyEXx:iconxXtAyEXx: May 20, 2007, 10:31:50 AM
i know!!! hahahaha

--
What if I fell to the floor,
Couldn't take this anymore,
What would you do?

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me.
I am finished with you!

Look in my eyes.
Your killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you....
~MeadowCress:iconMeadowCress: May 20, 2007, 12:13:29 PM
Hehe, you know what? :+fav: !

as well as being funny it made me think (damn you, I have no time for thinking these days)

I think I have to try this 6-word short story thing :)

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We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to. - W. Somerset Maugham
~TheNeuf:iconTheNeuf: May 20, 2007, 2:38:40 PM
I've been to a mall where the doors had no push/pull sign, AND BOTH SIDES OF THE DOOR HAD THE EXACT SAME HANDLE! :pissedoff:
It was INCREDIBLY embarrassing :blush:

lol, good story! Definitely worth a :+fav:
`GeneratingHype:iconGeneratingHype: May 20, 2007, 5:07:14 PM
Six words stories are addicting.

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Suggest a Lit DD today!
~MachiavellianCritic:iconMachiavellianCritic: May 20, 2007, 6:37:48 PM
I always try pulling first, just incase it's not push so I don't slam myself against the door and it doesn't move. :D

Pretty smart concept, short, simple and at the same time really true. :XD:

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"Letting each individual letter do the talking."
=Iscariot-Priest:iconIscariot-Priest: May 20, 2007, 6:46:26 PM
Thanks for the fav.

I do enjoy making people think, it's an evil hobby of mine :evillaugh:

--
“Now me lay down to sleep.
Mow da zeebas down like sheep.
Give dem to me nice and dead.
Me no happy ‘til me fed.”

-Bedtime prayer of crocs, Pearls Before Swine
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